The Fine Print.

You must be 18+ to attend, and able to prove it. The production is filled with absurd comedy, acrobats, sophisticated humor, double entendres, suggestive & unusual visuals and heavy references to drinking. The show is designed for grown-ups.

You Betcha! You can count on a brand new experience every year!

The show is approximately 90-minutes and includes a 15 minute intermission.

The Drink-Ory Garden® is a garden where you can drink. Eh? Get it? Anyways...

A Drink-Ory is simply a place for drinking, much like a laboratory is a place for experiments or a conservatory is a place for music. Perfectly sensible, really.

Opening one hour before showtime, the Drink-Ory Garden serves an array of savory snacks, potent potions, enticing elixirs, bitter brews, and other necessities for a proper evening of revelry.

So come early, order something you can't pronounce, and enjoy the festive atmosphere.

All items in the Garden are available for purchase. They are not included with the price of the ticket.

Well, Mr. Swindle likes to call it "The Peculiarium." It is best described as an intimate traveling theater that provides a close proximity to world-class performers. It is also referred to as "The Boutique Big Top" or "The ODD-itorium" but, from a technical stand point, the word "tent" will suit just fine. So, to answer your question, yes, it is inside of a tent.

Of Course! Mr. Swindle wouldn't want your crack to sweat, I mean crack a sweat. Climate control is a top priority! Mr. Swindle will ensure that you are comfortable inside the Peculiarium.

Yes! Mr. Swindle does provide the finest urinariums at no additional charge! Normally, Mr. Swindle would prefer to lower your expectations, so he can exceed them, but these potties are nice!

Mr. Swindle went to great expense to please the posterior with comfortable seating for all his guests! Yes, all seats are cushioned. There are no benches, only individual seats.

All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. However, tickets are fully exchangeable with at least 72 hours' notice for any performance on the current tour, subject to availability.

Each order includes one free exchange. Additional exchanges are $5 per ticket.

If the new ticket price is higher, the difference must be paid. No refunds or credits will be issued for lower-priced tickets.

Indeed. Groups of 10 or more guests qualify for discounted tickets. Whether you're organizing a birthday celebration, social club, corporate outing, motor coach tour, family gathering, fundraiser, or simply traveling with an unusually large collection of friends, Mr. Swindle welcomes your assembly. Contact us with your preferred date, city, and estimated group size, and we'll help devise a suitably advantageous arrangement.

Do you have a small fortune? Then yes, anything is achievable with enough money. Birthdays, corporate misadventures, anniversary parties, fundraising galas, charity auctions, and the occasional ill-advised wedding. Whether you're raising money, raising spirits, or raising eyebrows, tell us your scheme on the Contact page and we'll see what trouble we can get into together.

Mr. Swindle is indeed a generous man. His performances have raised over $200,000, freshly laundered, for local charities. A Swindler or a Robin Hood? You decide.

Then ask it. Write to sales@mrswindles.com or ring (941) 445-7309. We answer most things, and dodge the rest with style.